Members only · Back room
THE VIP LOUNGE
Behind this door, the uncles stop behaving.
A daily comedy video in three languages, a weekly podcast, and the long-form reports we can’t publish out front. Two dollars less than a beer. Cancel whenever you want.
Card required · Cancel anytime before day 7 and pay nothing
WHAT’S ON TAP
DAILY VIDEO
Around five minutes, every single day. Funny English nonsense, passionate Spanish segment, Japanese comedy skit. Same games, three completely different flavours of stupid.
WEEKLY PODCAST
The week, reviewed by people with no credentials and no editor. Members only, so nobody has to pretend to be professional.
THE LONG REPORT
The extended weekly write-up. Everything that was too long, too weird, or too petty for the free rack out front.
Free sample
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PICK YOUR TAB
Monthly
$6.99
per month. Walk out whenever you like.
Yearly · Best value
$69.90
per year. Two months on the house.
BEFORE YOU ASK
Can I cancel?
Any time, in two clicks, no email begging required. Cancel during the trial and you’re charged nothing at all.
Do I need to speak three languages?
No. Every video is subtitled. Most people watch one segment and skip the rest — the uncles have made peace with this.
Is this serious analysis?
Absolutely not. Baseball is a game of failure — even the greats fail seven times out of ten. We’re here to laugh about it, not to grade it.