Shop & Tipping
Everything that keeps the lights on.
The merch shelf
Empty. For now.
The uncles are designing shirts. None of them can draw, which is going to make this interesting.
When the shelf opens it will run on Fourthwall — they handle the printing, the shipping, and the part where somebody in Belgium wants a refund. No player names. No team logos. Just our own stupid uncles and some very questionable slogans.
Tell me when it opensBuy the uncle a beer
Or don’t. The free rack out front stays free either way — that is not a sales tactic, it is just how the bar works.
But if you have been reading the reports every morning and want to throw something in the jar, here is every way to do it. Free plans need nothing but an email. Paid plans open the back room. And the Universe Pass opens both bars at once.
The fine print
Paid plans renew automatically until you cancel.
Baseball Uncles Bar VIP: US$6.99 a month or US$69.90 a year. 7-day free trial.
Rogue AI Uncle VIP: US$7.99 a month or US$79.90 a year. 7-day free trial.
Universe Pass, both sites: US$12.99 a month or US$129.90 a year. 14-day free trial.
Tip jar: US$5.00, charged once. Tips never renew and do not unlock anything.
Local tax is added at checkout where required. You see the total before you pay.
Free trials: a card is required to start. When the trial ends, your card is charged the price of your plan, and again every month or every year until you cancel. Cancel before the trial ends and you pay nothing.
Cancel any time from your account page, online, in a couple of clicks. After you cancel, you keep access until the end of the period you already paid for. We do not refund unused time, except where the law requires it.
Name on your card statement: NOMAD UNCLE MULTIVERSE
Charged by mistake? Before you call your bank, email support@baseballunclesbar.com.
If we charged you by mistake, we refund the full amount within 1–2 business days. Your bank may take a few more days to show the refund.
By choosing a paid plan or a tip, you agree that a paid plan renews automatically at the price shown until you cancel, and you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.
Why two sites?
One billing name covers both sites, because the same person runs two completely different places.
This one is a bar. The other one is an AI lab that takes itself far more seriously — right up until it doesn’t. Same person, same stubbornness, two entirely different kinds of trouble.
Rogue AI Uncle →