Shop & Tipping
Everything that keeps the lights on.
The merch shelf
Empty. For now.
The uncles are designing shirts. None of them can draw, which is going to make this interesting.
When the shelf opens it will run on Fourthwall — they handle the printing, the shipping, and the part where somebody in Belgium wants a refund. No player names. No team logos. Just our own stupid uncles and some very questionable slogans.
Tell me when it opensBuy the uncle a beer
Or don’t. The free rack out front stays free either way — that is not a sales tactic, it is just how the bar works.
But if you have been reading the reports every morning and want to throw something in the jar, here is every way to do it. Free plans need nothing but an email. Paid plans open the back room. And the Universe Pass opens both bars at once.
What is “Nomad Uncle Multiverse”?
That is the name on your bank statement, and it is also the honest answer: the same uncle runs two completely different places.
This one is a bar. The other one is an AI lab that takes itself far more seriously — right up until it doesn’t. Same person, same stubbornness, two entirely different kinds of trouble.
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