Members only · Back room
THE VIP LOUNGE
Behind this door, the uncles stop behaving.
A comedy video most days, in a rotating mix of English, Spanish, and Japanese; a weekly podcast, and the long-form reports we can’t publish out front. Two dollars less than a beer. Cancel whenever you want.
US$6.99/month or US$69.90/year, plus local tax where it applies. 7-day free trial — card required to start.
When the trial ends your card is charged automatically and the subscription renews on its own until you cancel. Cancel any time from your account; cancel before the trial ends and you pay nothing.
Charges appear on your statement as NOMAD UNCLE MULTIVERSE.
By joining you agree to our [Terms of Use] and [Privacy Policy].
Don’t recognize a charge?
Email us first — we’ll look up the charge, and if it’s ours and it’s wrong, we’ll refund it within 1–2 business days.
WHAT’S ON TAP
DAILY VIDEO
Around five minutes, most days. Funny English nonsense, passionate Spanish segment, Japanese comedy skit. Same games, three completely different flavors of stupid.
WEEKLY PODCAST
The week, reviewed by people with no credentials and no editor. Members only, so nobody has to pretend to be professional.
THE LONG REPORT
The extended weekly write-up. Everything that was too long, too weird, or too petty for the free rack out front.
Free sample
TASTE IT FIRST
Two full episodes, on the house. No card, no account, no catch.
PICK YOUR TAB
Monthly
$6.99
per month. Walk out whenever you like.
Yearly · Best value
$69.90
per year. Two months on the house.
Seven days on us. Pick your tab below and the back room opens straight away. Local tax added at checkout where required. You’ll see the total before you pay.
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BEFORE YOU ASK
See NOMAD UNCLE MULTIVERSE on your bank statement? That’s us. Nomad Uncle Multiverse is the billing name for Baseball Uncles Bar and Rogue AI Uncle, the two brands that the uncle is running.
Don’t recognize the charge? Email support@baseballunclesbar.com before you call your bank. We’ll tell you exactly what it was, and if it’s ours and it’s wrong, we’ll refund it within 1–2 business days.
What happens when the free trial ends?
On day 8 your card is charged for the plan you picked — $6.99 a month or $69.90 a year (plus any local tax if applicable) — and it renews on its own until you stop it. Cancel any time before the trial ends and you pay nothing.
Can I cancel?
Any time, in two clicks, no email begging required. Cancel during the trial and you’re charged nothing at all.
Charges appear as NOMAD UNCLE MULTIVERSE. Don’t recognize a charge?
Email us first — we’ll look up the charge, and if it’s ours and it’s wrong, we’ll refund it within 1–2 business days.
Do I need to speak three languages?
No. Every video is subtitled. You can just watch one segment and skip the rest — the uncles have made peace with this.
Is this serious analysis?
Absolutely not. Baseball is a game of failure — even the greats fail seven times out of ten. We’re here to laugh about it, not to grade it.
BOTH BARS, ONE TAB
The same uncle runs an AI lab on the other side of town. Different room,
completely different species of nonsense.
The Universe Pass opens both doors for $12.99/month — cheaper than paying
for the two separately, and the trial runs 14 days instead of 7.
[ See the Universe Pass ] [ Visit Rogue AI Uncle ]
Not ready yet? No hard feelings — the free rack out front never closes.